Pack a bowl or roll a fattie then inhale. Maybe you dab as a preference. The healing herb doesn’t judge and is there to reduce turbulence on your life flight no matter what form you prefer. Lift off. You are a ПСИХОНАВТ (Psychonaut) on a voyage inside your skull.
Go until you’re in orbit but whatever you do – don’t rock the ISS when you get there as that upsets them for whatever reason. Touchy astronaut types.
Or, and this is a long shot, maybe you are an actual cosmonaut who likes to blaze and you find this shirt to be ironic. Если вы космонавт, то заслужили мою благодарность за проявленную храбрость.