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Astronaut Smoke Break

$27.00

This one is for the American astronauts who take off without leaving Earth. Bon voyage!

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Roll that shit up, pack that bowl or take a giant hit from your dab rig – it’s time for an Astronaut Smoke Break. It’s been a long day at work and Houston says you are all cleared for takeoff regardless of the lift-off technique. You are on your way.

Maybe you’re an astronaut on break from giving a tour at the Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex Heroes & Legends building on Merritt Island, Florida and you don’t give a fuck so you light a fatty right there in the middle of the facility thinking no one is paying attention. (Hint: they are.)

Or, if you can imagine, you’re an astronaut after a long, difficult day in space lifting up your visor and lighting a blunt while taking a break on a distant hospitable planet. Or something close and hospitable like the moon.

Hold on… you’re saying there’s no air there? Then how does the cheese breathe, genius? The moon is literally made of cheese. Gotcha!

The U.S. Astronaut Hall Of Fame honors American astronauts and features the world’s largest collection of their personal memorabilia. I’m guessing there is a special section for the astronauts who blast off at home after work and, if not, then there should be because they exist. I bought weed off one – true story.

 

Details

CVC Jersey: 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester
Slightly heathered
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Rib-knit set-in collar
Tear-away label
Printed in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Art

Hesh One modification of United States Astronaut Hall of Fame logo

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