Why is the California Bear on a pre-roll? Because they like weed, probably. I mean, if I was a bear then I’d eat me some forest weed for sure.
Why does the bear look guilty? Because he’s on probation, one can only assume.
Who’s got a lighter for this joint? Trick question! Not the bear because they don’t have pockets or thumbs for clicking. In fact, California grizzley bears don’t actually exist anymore so even if they could physically provide a lighter they couldn’t.