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Sky Narcs

$27.00

You think they don’t want to spy on you until you get high outside where you’re not supposed to and then, BAM! everyone is watching you. Like, you know when you step outside during Thanksgiving to “get some fresh air”? Everyone knows that’s code for getting high. That, and you reek so just accept that you’re not fooling anyone.

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Whereas. We agree to the terms as defined as:
Sky: the region of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth, and;
Narc: a federal agent or police officer who enforces the laws regarding illicit sale or use of drugs and narcotics. 

The spying eyes could be peering at you while traversing the globe, or more likely, it’s some local cameras on a neighbor’s security system. That won’t stop me, however, from being dramatic and telling you there are for sure satellites with cameras that can see you light one up in the National Mall and they are watching you if you do. How else do you think they guard the place? From space!

You’re just lucky the electric eyes can’t smell the weed on you because you reek, dude. Seriously. Shit is loud AF.

Maybe they are watching us now. Who are they? Why are we so scary important? 👁👁

This is why I don’t leave my apartment.

This is the women’s shirt – there is also unisex.

Details

CVC Jersey: 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester
Slightly heathered
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Rib-knit set-in collar
Tear-away label
Printed in Scottsdale, Arizona

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